I've been to Quezon City this morning, and from Makati, the best way to get to Quezon City ontime is to ride the Metro Rail Transit or better known as MRT.Have you been to MRT ?
If you are coming from Guadalupe, Makati Station you will be welcome by the hot and famous billboards of Bench along with it is the legendary Pasig River. Bench billboards mostly offers gorgeous bodies and faces of different famous personalities like Kris Aquino, Dingdong Dantes, Coco Martin, Jake Cuenca and a lot more. Going up to the train station, you will smell stingky fragrance of Guadalupe Market. Yung tipong kapag naamoy mo, ay day .. sorry na lang sayo. Hindi ka man pwedeng magreklamo, nakikiamoy ka lang namang. Upon walking, you will see bunch of Jeepneys and other passengers lining up for different routes. Then you need to use the escalator to get in the station fast. But -- Sorry The Machine Isnt Working -- you walk !
Walking ang drama mo ante. Bitbit ang isang katerbang libro at magazines, tirik pa si Sunshine (Sun) at ayaw paawat ng pawis mo sa pagtagaktak - tak - tak - tak - tak - tak - tak ( ayaw nga paawat eh.) Like me, ang panyong dala ko .. wala pa ako sa pupuntahan ko, basa na ! Pwede ko nang isampay ! Imberna ! Then we reached the train station. You can see many windows - without curtain. Subdivided siya ante, sa jilid (gilid) ang mga sakto ang paylaloo (bayad) at sa jitnabells (gitna) ang chika lang (indi sakto ang bayad). At kapag shungaers ka lost ka ! Then pay (bayad) na sa windows xp (window). After paying .. shooot thats it.
That doesnt end the challenge dear sorry. That is only the beginning of the journey to forever (charot hindi naman forever). After getting the Master/Visa/MRT Card .. you will insert it to a machine to get inside the train premises. Sorry - bongastra (bobita) si anti, wit (hindi) knowing (marunong) gumamit na chenelyn (thing).
But before that, a sleepy guard will try to check your thing. Then after getting in to the machine, get your card back and keep it - its not yours dont lose it, you will be needing it to get off the train station or else you'll be dead :).
The 1 million challenge starts when your feet walk to doorways of the train without body contact. I called it 'Battle Royale'. This is the moment that you will hear yourself cursing somebody and saying F*cK***** ... Ill Share to you this conversation welcomed me and my friend inside the train:
Ate: Umayos ka nga kanina ka pa ha.
Kuya: Anong kanina .. anu ba ginagawa ko sayo ?
Ate: Kanina ka pa dikit ng dikit .. nakakabastos ka na eh !!
Kuya: Anung dikit .. hindi nga kita dinidikitan !
Ate: Kanina pa kita napapansin, nang mamanyak ka yata eh !!
Kuya: Hoy Mukha mo, hindi ka maganda para pagsamantalahan ko (applause)
Ate: Nakakabastos ka na, kanina ka pa .. yang style mo bulok yan.
Kuya: Mukha mo bulok !!!! (applause)
Actually ang problema lang ni ate ay ang mabahong hininga ni kuya. Kimembot na lang niya na nabastusan siya. Hindi man lang kasi nag effort si kuya na magtoothbrush. Mano mang magbaon ng toothpaste si kuya tapos papakin nya along the way di ba ? Or kung di nya afford ang 15 pesos na toothpaste .. buy na lang siya ng Clorretes tapos lapangin nya .. ulamin pa nya !!
Sa kakakwentuhan namin at kakawatch sa Face to Face MRT ng mga kuya at ate .. nasa Ortigas Station na pala kami. Nalagpasan na namin ang Boni Ave. Station at Shaw Boulevard Station. Trivia: Madaming cute boys na sumasakay sa Shaw .. karamihan call center na nagtatrabaho around at dyan din na nakawan si Joben Villanueva. Walang nagawa ang mga guard -- NGA NGA !! Sa Ortigas Station naman .. sakto lang madami ding cute, pero mga shuminta ! Shumintang nag gygym sa Gintong Gym sa Galle. Sa Santolan-Annapolis Station bumababa ang mga pulis na nakaksabay ko. Go Kuya .. Pess pa naman siya. But no one can beat the 'Battle Royale' in Cubao-Araneta Station -- AY KAY DAMING POGI ! FEU-UE-LA SALLE-ATENEO pagsamahin mo pa .. pero more more din ang shumita so minus 50% dedma .. may tira pa. Sa GMA-Kamuning Station ang station ng GMA Kapuso. Pagbaba mo isang tambling lang .. GMA Annex na !! If you can just see .. pakalat kalat lang dyan sa baba sila Fabio Ide at Aljur Abrenica. Kaya ako sayo bakla .. go na sa GMA Kamuning Station. At sa Quezon Ave ang rival station ng Kapuso. The historical Quezon Ave were used to be nest of birds with a low fly .. (ipilit ba?) At finally sa North Ave. Station that will lead you to the oldest SM I know. Ayan .. ikaw na magfield trip sa MRT.Ang moral lesson ay: Mageffort magtoothbrush pag lalabas ng bahay para di mapaghinalaang manyak ! ahahaha.
-froglet
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